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KONG Extreme by KONG
Approved

KONG Extreme

KONG

Survived: 120 days

Finally, a toy that lives up to the hype. Three months in and Clyde has barely made a dent. The KONG Extreme earns its reputation.

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West Paw Zogoflex Hurley by West Paw
Warned

West Paw Zogoflex Hurley

West Paw

Survived: 45 days

Good toy with a major flaw. Lasted 45 days but the ends started tearing. West Paw honored their guarantee (kudos), but Clyde can definitely destroy these given time.

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ToughSqueaker Football by PetStage
Destroyed

ToughSqueaker Football

PetStage

Survived: 3 days

Another victim of false advertising. "Power chewers" apparently doesn't include 91 lb dogs with a grudge. Three days and Clyde extracted every piece of stuffing.

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