Clyde The Destroyer

Hall of Fame & Hall of Shame

The best survivors and worst offenders, ranked by performance.

Hall of Fame

Clyde Approved

These toys earned their "indestructible" claims. Ranked by days survived.

#1
KONG Extreme

KONG Extreme

KONG

120 days survived

Finally, a toy that lives up to the hype. Three months in and Clyde has barely made a dent. The KONG Extreme earns its reputation.

Hall of Shame

Clyde Destroyed

The most overhyped failures. Ranked by speed of destruction.

#1
ToughSqueaker Football

ToughSqueaker Football

PetStage

Destroyed in 3 days

Another victim of false advertising. "Power chewers" apparently doesn't include 91 lb dogs with a grudge. Three days and Clyde extracted every piece of stuffing.