ToughSqueaker Football
PetStage
Price
$9.99
Material
Heavy-duty nylon with reinforced squeaker
Days Survived
3
Brand's Claim
Designed for power chewers
Another victim of false advertising. "Power chewers" apparently doesn't include 91 lb dogs with a grudge. Three days and Clyde extracted every piece of stuffing.
Testing Timeline
Day 1
Arrival
Football shape was intriguing. Squeaker worked great. Clyde loved it immediately.
Day 2
First Weak Spot
Found a seam by the laces. Clyde found it too. Game over from here.
Day 3
Catastrophic Failure
Squeaker extracted. Stuffing everywhere. Football now looks like it went through a shredder. Another one bites the dust.
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